'Cats can be petty too': Humans recall hissterical anecdotes about their cats getting petty revenge

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kalila courban
Mar 26, 2024 10:00 AM EDT

Hey, fellow humans. One thing we know for sure about cats, they are much smarter than most people believe them to be. Despite being smol in stature, cats pay incredibly detailed attention to social cues and they know exactly when someone is directing negative energy towards them. Thus, they can also be absurdly petty, when the situation calls for such behavior. 

Today we are tippy tapping down a black hole in the middle of Reddit, where cat-owning folks gathered to share their own hissterical anecdotes about their cats getting petty revenge and dealing justice, you might want to buckle up for this one. These hilarious anecdotes purrfectly sum up how brilliantly mischievous cats can be, and we are here for it. Some such instances of petty revenge consist of cats defecating on their humans' clothing or linens after being told off, as well as cats turning their backs to their humans after long stretches of lackluster distribution of attention. Just read for yourself. 

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    Cats can be petty too
    via u/DragonInPlainSight
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    Growing up, we had a big white cat named Jerry. Laid back, chill kinda cat. Jerry decides one day to sharpen his claws on the side of the couch, right in front of Mom's recliner, while she was reading. Mom yells at him to stop. He ignores her.
    via u/DragonInPlainSight
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    She yells again, he ignores her. Finally she throws her paperback novel at him, and whacks him in the butt with it. He runs off startled. Mom retrieves her book and goes back to reading. Few hours later, Mom goes to get out of her chair. She looks left. There she sees the kitchen table, the chair with her long white winter jacket hanging on the back of it, and Jerry, standing in front of the jacket staring her direction.
    via u/DragonInPlainSight

    Oh no… we think we know where this is going. Mom is not going to be happy, that's for sure. Cats can be total weirdos. 

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    She makes eye contact with Jerry, who stares right her right in the eye while he lifts his tail and sprays her white winter coat, then runs for the hills. I don't remember her ever wearing that coat again...
    via u/DragonInPlainSight

    That coat went to the trash, if not straight to the dump. 

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    Alive_Room6023 • 3mo ago Decades ago I had a black cat that just didn't like a gaming friend of mine, he didn't like cats so he would just brush her off or swat/yell at her. One night when we were playing Magic the Gathering, she took a p on his collection folder. Justifying desserts in my opinion
    via u/Alive_Room6023

    Magic? More like, MEOW MWAHAHA. 

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    ivebeencloned • 3mo ago Never had one pee, but I returned from a long weekend.got a shower, went to bed au naturel, grabbed a book to read. Cat leaned over the book and Bit.My.
    via u/ivebeencloned

    The nerve. 

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    born_to_be_weird • 3mo ago My ex wanted to adopt a cat. We adopted one that was born in a shelter with only one eye and the fluffiest fur ever. He was my furbaby. Massaged my scalp every night before sleep. Total fur ball of love. However Ex haven't cleaned his litter box even once, never fed him. I don't think hes ever even liked our cat. Even hit him a little once (we fought over that). As our closet was just shelves, my furbaby loved to sleep in my
    via u/born_to_be_weird
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    sweaters. But whenever I fought with my ex, Maurycy would ps on every single item of my ex he would find. And then go back to sleep in my sweater. Those all were clean clothes. Washed in the same detergents. How he knew which were mine and which were my ex, I have no idea. But he never piss on anything of mine, but he never miss anything of my exes.
    via u/born_to_be_weird
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    latents 3mo ago My coworker's friend's cat didn't like it when they went away. After they returned, he'd climb up on a shelf. He'd sit there waiting until they looked at him so they would see there was no question that it was a deliberate action and not an accident. He'd reach out and knock something (preferably fragile) off the shelf while they watched.
    via u/latents
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    Headbanging_Gram • 3mo ago Cats wrote the book on petty. They're the masters.
    via u/Headbanging_Gram
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    socksoft 3mo ago My exes family cat kept peeing on his, and only his, pillow in college while we were dating. Should've listened to the cat.
    via u/socksoft
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    XR171 3mo ago Near the end of my grandma's life my mom took her in for awhile. Grandma was mean to my mom's cat while also not being very mobile herself. The car started climbing on my grandma's chest while she was sleeping and peeing on her.
    via u/XR171
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    ChaiSox 3mo ago I begged for a cat for years (#1 item on Xmas and Bday list). Dad is allergic to cats and he was not a fan. Finally got one when I was 13 because mom said if you don't get her one now she will move out and be a crazy cat lady.
    via u/ChaiSox
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    Dad went with me to pick out kitten and she loved him more than anyone else. Sweet little girl, but she had an evil streak. Had a boyfriend in HS and would buy red roses. That little imp (6-8 pound size) would find ways to get thru 2 doors to destroy red roses. White or yellow... nope. But red - shredded from my bedroom, down the stairs and all over the family room.
    via u/ChaiSox
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    Several Judge4927 • 3mo ago • Edited 3mo ago My boyfriend's cat was so smart even at an old age. My boyfriend wanted me to close the door on him as the cat kept wanting to be in and out of the room, meowing incessantly. Usually I told him to do it, but this time I did it while saying sorry little one. I could feel his anger as I shut that door, and knew somehow I'd have to pay. The next day, I go to the bathroom and put my clothes down ready to have a shower. I leave for a moment to get more stu
    via u/SeveralJudge4927
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    summergirl76 • 3mo ago I had a cat that would always throw up on my blanket on my bed every time I went on vacation. One time I had three different blankets on my bed. The only one she threw up on was mine lol. For a day or two after getting back from vacation she would also come into the livingroom, meow until we looked at her, then she would sit with her back towards us. She was hilarious.
    via u/summergirl76
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    shark nebulae • 3mo ago Reminds me of my old cat. Went out for a weekend, spent ONE night away from the house, first time since we got the cat. Came back cat acted all happy to see us, ran up to the bedroom and onto the bed ahead of us. Stood dead centre of the bed, looked us dead in the eyes, and squatted.
    via u/shark_nebulae
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    sybann 3mo ago When I was young (MANY years ago) we had a Siamese who would pee about the amount contained in a bottle cap in the center of each of our beds when we'd leave her at home overnight. She only did it if we were gone what she considered too long - overnight. And she only loved my mother.
    via u/sybann
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    Tdavis13245 • 3mo ago My dad moved states and his cat was stuck in a kennel for about a month because it was too hot to fly. For about 3 months in the new house whenever he would enter the same room as the cat it would get up and sit with its back to him.
    via u/Tdavis13245
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    Somber_Shark • 3mo ago I swear it's stories like this that make me believe non-human animals are more sentient than what we give them credit for.
    via u/Somber_Shark

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